Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Hung Over on a Tuesday

Okay well, this entry is gonna be a little ruff. Because i drank way to much so the details are a little hazy. So i decided to make a trip down to Kansas City MO. Got here yesterday an I'm staying with the Pirate. It was hes day off work so we decided to go out. We went to a bar called Missy B's, they had all you can drink till 1am for 12 bucks. I couldn't pass that up so i started in with vodka crans. Well then the bartender kept giving me free shots an i was getting pretty tipsy. The guy siting next to Pirate , turns out lives next door to him so since i was already drunk i asked him if i could have his wifi password since Pirate doesn't have wifi. He said sure gave me the password an then it was on. He just couldn't stop talking. Turns out hes just bi curious has never slept with a man. His fantasy is to dress up like a woman an be seduced. Fun right! ya let me describe him for you picture a big fat old biker. I would get more descriptive but I'm hung over sitting by the pool an can barley see my screen. Anyways he also knows how to fold dollar bills into all kinds of shit an he made me a bunny in a hat and a elephant. well the night goes on an I'm pretty drunk and this guy maybe in his mid twenty cute bi racial maybe it was dark an like i said I'm hung over. Started staring me down then came over said hi then started kissing me all i can remember is that 1 he was a great kisser an 2 he had really soft curly short hair. Then things start to get a little hazy. So i will go on with just random things i remember.

I remember meeting the owner little old guy weird shape with BIG teeth

An a black guy with a shaved head telling me about his kids an grand kids The whole time having this huge blue tooth thing in his ear talking to someone on the phone

I remember pirate scaring the hell out of me by disappearing out side with my phone

I think i was flirting with a drag queen

Making out with a guy who's bf was in the bathroom

Oh an the best part....... Throwing up the whole way back ugh i drank way to much

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Creative Criticism

Well i let the first person read my newly started blog. (besides ken of course) Will call him Bikeboy, he said that i should give more detail into the actual sexual act, that the readers wanna know what I'm feeling. Ken agreed so I'm gonna give it a shot.

 Quick background on Bikeboy. My friend the Analyzer went on a bike ride with him an almost died, i don't think he was ready by any means to really go "biking" i think he thought he was going on just a little bike ride. Turns out he had to crawl under a highway overpass to catch his breath an try not to throw up... hehehe love ya Analyzer

I'm trying to think back to a sexual experience i wanna write about to try this. Okay Got it.

Lets see this was about a month ago. I was looking at craigslist,when i saw a ad that got my attention. Walking around downtown sucking dick. Well i don't live very far from downtown, maybe five minutes. So since it was just a casual cock sucking i told him what i drove an that i would be downtown in just a few minutes. I left the house in a pair of gym shorts an a wife beater an drove downtown. My phone beeped an it was the guy he told me what street he was on an sent a picture. i was pleasantly surprised to see he was very good looking. He had blond hair, cut real short like military buzz cut blue eyes about 5ft10 toned like swimmers build. witch is not my normal type. But when your horny, an the guy looks like hes fresh from the army its hard to pass up. So i pulled up, an hes in a very snug white t-shirt an blue jeans and a pair of black boots. he gets in the car an says hi i said hi in return an he said can you drive down under the arch along the riverfront. i said sure an started to drive. It was only a few blocks away. As I'm driving he puts his hand on my knee an slides his hand up my shorts leg. I feel his finger tips slowly touching my balls, as they move up an wrap around the shaft of my cock that's already partly hard. I pull down right at the waters edge next to one of the huge bridge posts. ( Analyzer resting under the bridge is what made me think of this story) I put the car into park, an flip the lights off. He slides his hand out the leg of my shorts an reaches for the waist band , so i lean the seat part way back to give him better access. He slides my shorts down and wraps his hand around my now hard cock. Sliding his fingers up an down the shaft while his other hand rubs my sack. He then takes his hand to his mouth wetting it then slides his now lubed hand  up an down the shaft gliding over the head. He lowers he head slowly to my cock an i can feel his breath on my dick. Then his soft warm lips as they wrap around the head and slid down my shaft. He takes a few slow up and downs taking my cock down his throat and then running his tongue around the head. Just working my cock with his hard tongue an soft lips. Like a master of his trade he sucks an sucks bringing me closer an closer. After about 15 minutes he starts to pick up speed really working me over as my breathing starts to get heavier. I put my hand on the back of his head pushing my cock down his throat. His one hand still rubbing my nuts i could feel it building up. I tell him I'm getting close an hes sucks harder an faster now taking me deep in his throat. I feel my balls tighten in his hand as shot number one of  my load goes down his throat. He slides his mouth up to the head as stream two three an four explode into his mouth he hungerly sucks them down and milks out number five. He licks my dick clean not missing a bit. then turns an steps out the car. When he turns to say thank you an goodbye i see the huge wet spot in the front of his jeans. Not sure if it was pre cum or he blew his load. But it sure was great head.

Saturday

So me an ken started the day running errands. Laundry the office depot, dry cleaners, lunch at steak n shake. Big A an the Pirate texted an said they was up an wanted to know if we wanted to meet them at the bathhouse. We said sure, but we still need to buy ken some new luggage for his work trips. So we ran an got this huge samsonite suit case. Well, the Faux Mexican was texting so i asked if he wanted to meet us at the bathhouse. We havnt really hung out with him since the one time months ago. When we had the orgy at the hotel he showed up with his ex, thats where we met him. He said he had some errands then he would meet us there.

So we got to the bathhouse around two in the afternoon. The sun was out so we went out by the pool an sat down with Big A an the Pirate an talked for a bit. Thats when Nelly Bear an his friend Miss J walked over an started talking. When Nelly Bear walked up, this guy laying out (will call him Perky Nips) an his friend Perfect teeth (he had the whitest teeth they looked fake ) said hi to Nelly Bear. Then Perky Nips said to me ive talked to you online. I had no ideal who he was but said hi. Then we all got in the pool for a swim well we swam an talked for a few hours. Perky Nips was really into Ken. Faux Mexican finally showed up. After sitting around talking for a bit he wanted to go swimming so we got back in with him.

We was in the pool for a while an talking about the fact we was all hungry. An where we was gonna go out later. Out walks this old flabby guy and his little tiny boyfriend. Who looked like he just came out the rainforest (no joke really did ) well flabby guy parades naked around the pool with rainforest boy an the laughter an comments start. By us an everyone around the pool. They stop at the other end of the pool from us, flabby guy leaves rainforest boy there an gets in the pool where he swims like a shark directly at Faux Mexican . All of are eyes widen it was like jaws had found his meal! He swims up an tells him that he an rainforest boy wanna play with him, thats when we all break out in laughter . The Faux Mexican tells him no I will not play with you. Well flabby guy swims back to the other end of the pool an were all laughing an giving the Faux Mexican crap when here comes flabby guy back, right behind Faux Mexican an says he wants to climb on his back we all start laughing again, I was laughing so hard I had tears an could not even see. So the guy just keeps it up, with the flirting not taking no for an answer. All of us besides Faux Mexican are laughing to hard to breath . Flabby finally got the ideal an after another 20 mins of us laughing we decide its probally better to just go eat.

So Me, Ken, Big A, the Pirate, an the Faux Mexican went to eat at a local pizza place here in soulard. We was all starving from all the swimming. The table next to us the guy had this little deepdish pizza, that looked great so we each ordered one. While we was eating a little bitty spider dropped down infront of the Pirate an he queened out an so did Big A. I love it when big bears, act like little girls lol. After pigging out we came back to our apt an everyone showerd. We got ready to go out. It was wierd kind of a franterinty type thing. We was all in the bathroom at the same time basically. But hey i guess if you can hang out naked at the bathhouse an swim an stuff you can all get ready together.

So we got to JJ's (local bear bar) the foe mexican road with us and Big A road with the Pirate. We walked in to find out that its daddy, boy night an every freak from everywhere was there. leather, an chains, an whips, an assless chaps oh my . So we got some drinks an headed to the back where we ran into the Jew X an BGC who was drinking at the corner of the bar. well lets just keep this from rambling. It was hot, we was all drinking, we was stuffed with pizza an getting tired quick. well Big A and the Pirate left at midnight the Faux Mexican was making out with a bunch of differnt guys an it was now like 130. I was tired so we rounded up the Faux Mexican an came back to our apt.

Well i wasnt sure what the Faux Mexican had in mind. But i needed a nap lol but we all climbed in bed. Where the kissing touching rubing sucking started well i couldnt sleep now so we started in. I think the pizza had formed a huge dough ball in me an ken, was feeling the pizza an the drinking so the Faux Mexican started with the back rubs OMG they was great i could keep him around just for those he rubbed an worked an rubbed our whole backs it was great. Then the fucking kicked back in. Taking turns sucking each other ken fucking the foe mexican me fucking him. Good times ending with us both shooting our loads all over the Faux Mexican. 

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Friday Night

Well me an ken went an met Big A an his bf the Pirate at the local bear bar for a couple drinks. We had a few beers an talked. Then we decided to go to the bathhouse.

 For those out there that don't know what a bathhouse is. its like a free for all fuck fest pretty much it has a outdoor pool sauna steam room hot tub showers an a room i refer to as the meat rack its a dark room that has a walk up plat form with holes on the walls on the sides so if you walk up an put your dick thru your dick is now at face level with the guys standing below. theres a couple TVs with porn going and two Boothe's with closing doors with a hole between an a room with no doors an a solid wall of mirror with a sex sling in it. the whole place is kept pretty dark . All you wear is a towel thru out the whole building including outside at the pool.

well we all stoped at a gas station for drinks to take to the bathhouse an my phone kept going off with text messages well one being the little boy from bellview who is 18 an ever since i met him online has been talking about wanting to have sex. well ken walked up to a conversation between me an the Pirate an took things all wrong so me an him had a little tiff an decided to head home instead of the bathhouse. so we came home talked things out.  an watched a movie on netflix called The Romain Girl  with Brittney Murphey .. actually a pretty good movie. not that ken would know he slept thru most of it lol

The other person texting me was the Mini Truck Driver who is a guy i met online that i had dinner with that lives like an hour an half from St Louis hes not actually a truck driver just has a shaved head and big beard an mustache hes a nice guy but hes only like 5ft 9 so me being 6ft4 hes a mini lol. he was going to meet me an ken out but when i told him i didn't know what time we was gonna be at the bar or anything he didn't come to st louis an was texting me he was bored .

So after the movie we went to bed its nice when hes home an i have someone to wrap my arms around an hold onto . theres a comfort level that makes you feel content an happy so i drifted off right to sleep. well i woke up an my dick was hard poking him right in the ass so i reached over started rubbing his nipple a little an he started to stir. Grinding hes ass against my cock . so i put the head of my dick right at the hole an started to dry fuck his ass. he started thrusting back as i slide deeper inside him. wait this is starting to sound like a dirty novel lets just stick to the facts an let your imagination fill in the blanks. i fucked him for awhile dropping my load deep in his bowels an collapsing on the bed next to him. after catching my breath i did what any smoker does an got up for a cig . an decided i should add to my blog well anyways its almost four in the morning. will see what tomorrow brings.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Getting started blogging

Okay well where to start.... hmmm i guess this is the hard part. no i will make it easy on myself an just start with today. Well ken is driving home as i type an will be here in three hrs an hes home for the weekend. when were together the sexual adventures usually seem to work out better.i guess i should give you a little info on me since, if your gonna be interested in reading about my sex life you should know what I'm into. well i don't really like to say I'm a top or bottom because i like them both . but i guess i would have to say that looking back i guess I've been more bottom but lately its been more top so who knows. i like all kinds of things sexually an i consider myself open to try whatever so this could get interesting but things usually have a way of getting kind of weird lol I'm gonna try an be as honest as possible with all my posts an not hold back to much ill consider this my therapy ... well its Friday so will see where this Friday night takes me ...