Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Hung Over on a Tuesday

Okay well, this entry is gonna be a little ruff. Because i drank way to much so the details are a little hazy. So i decided to make a trip down to Kansas City MO. Got here yesterday an I'm staying with the Pirate. It was hes day off work so we decided to go out. We went to a bar called Missy B's, they had all you can drink till 1am for 12 bucks. I couldn't pass that up so i started in with vodka crans. Well then the bartender kept giving me free shots an i was getting pretty tipsy. The guy siting next to Pirate , turns out lives next door to him so since i was already drunk i asked him if i could have his wifi password since Pirate doesn't have wifi. He said sure gave me the password an then it was on. He just couldn't stop talking. Turns out hes just bi curious has never slept with a man. His fantasy is to dress up like a woman an be seduced. Fun right! ya let me describe him for you picture a big fat old biker. I would get more descriptive but I'm hung over sitting by the pool an can barley see my screen. Anyways he also knows how to fold dollar bills into all kinds of shit an he made me a bunny in a hat and a elephant. well the night goes on an I'm pretty drunk and this guy maybe in his mid twenty cute bi racial maybe it was dark an like i said I'm hung over. Started staring me down then came over said hi then started kissing me all i can remember is that 1 he was a great kisser an 2 he had really soft curly short hair. Then things start to get a little hazy. So i will go on with just random things i remember.

I remember meeting the owner little old guy weird shape with BIG teeth

An a black guy with a shaved head telling me about his kids an grand kids The whole time having this huge blue tooth thing in his ear talking to someone on the phone

I remember pirate scaring the hell out of me by disappearing out side with my phone

I think i was flirting with a drag queen

Making out with a guy who's bf was in the bathroom

Oh an the best part....... Throwing up the whole way back ugh i drank way to much

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